well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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