Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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