At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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