She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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