She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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