We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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