Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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