White coat. Heels.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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