before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
