Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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