p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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