so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
