yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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