My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
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