it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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