? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
