as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
The air was thick with penises
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
