Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
