yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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