Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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