Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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