i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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