dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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