ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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