we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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