grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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