ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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