It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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