Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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