I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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