Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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