I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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