I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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