I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Dear god my vagina.
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