That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Two words: blizzard sex
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
