my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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