i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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