Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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