and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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