Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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