Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
