You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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