Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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