Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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