This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
