Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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