Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Randomize
