i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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