I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
