it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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