Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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