the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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